I know I sound like the jewish mother of Woody Allen BUT. Jeez. Once it all goes ok next thing is ALL goes WRONG. Check this: (1) Acoso sexual. (2) Bolsa llena de hormigas [sandwich olvidado]. (3) Crisis alimentaria [maldita, maldita dieta] (4) Jeans too tight, too skinny, and the fucking straps of my puma keep untying on & on, with me bending & suffering. At least I had a little lethal dosis of Monica Bellucci. Mhhh. Yummy.