human interaction

on the security line...
human 1 - are we there yet?
me (crying in the line) - (stare, silence)

boarding...
human 2 (old guy)- is that book for school?
me (reading darwing among the machines) - no, for fun.
human 2 - oh. whoa. looks pretty dense.
me - (smile & nod) *start ignore people mode.

off the plane...
me - (stop the line so a big lady stuck since a while could leave)
human 3, aka heavy lady - Oh! thanks! It took a lady to be a gentleman.
me - (smile & nod, follow the claim baggage signals...)